If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
Just the way you are.
I can’t fucking handle tonight
I am dead and gone
- boy: shit baby you're so wet already
- girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
no you stop that
I swear I was gay before this….
I WAS LOOKING FOR AN APPROPRIATE GIF,
BUT I THINK I HAVE FOUND THE MOST PERFECT THING EVER
THIS DESCRIBES US ALL SO ACCURATELY
- Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
- Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
- Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
- Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
- Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
- Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
- Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
- Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
- Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
- Period: Yell at a puppy.
When a fic is so good you have to take a break in order to roll around on your bed and flail your limbs everywhere
This actually happens
if you stand in front of a mirror at midnight and say “idjits” three times bobby singer shows up and smacks you upside the back of the head for fooling with ghosts
Went to visit my friend’s apartment in Patterson and LOOK WHAT I FOUND!